To My Sister...

I had a dream last night that we got into an argument and I put my gum in your hair as you were walking away. 

I woke up feeling really guilty about it. 

Sorry my subconscious is such an a-hole... hope you can forgive me.

Great Prank

Dwight

Coincidence...

So I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business and eating my lunch of Panera's mac'n'cheese when I decide to tweet about it. 


I said:

 Seconds later, Betsy sends me a text message and it's a screen shot of a tweet that she had just seen:

There wasn't enough time between the two for her to have seen my tweet and then forwarded that tweet. It just wasn't possible. So I send her this picture in return:

"DID YOU KNOW I WAS EATING THIS RIGHT NOW OR WAS THAT A COINCIDENCE?!!?!?!?"


"Coincidence" she responded. 


So she had just happened to stumble upon a tweet about how fattening Panera's mac'n'cheese is, thought it noteworthy, then sent it to me, all at the same time that I'm tweeting about how delicious it is, whilst shoving a spoonful of it in my face. 


I hear you loud and clear, universe. I'm joining a gym Thursday. Get off my ass, ok?

Liz Lemon understands.

Tickle



koala

High Road From Here On Out

I'm constantly getting frustrated because I never stand up for myself. Whenever I get the opportunity to tell someone off or to put someone in their place, I freeze and smile politely instead (or more realistically I stutter some nonsensical phrase that somehow winds up complimenting them. Dammit.).

This weekend, for one of the first times, I stood up for myself and was less-than-pleasant to someone who really deserved it. And I hated every second of it. I guess I just don't have it in me to be a spiteful person, or to cop an attitude, whether the person deserves it or not.

S0 I'll be taking the "high road" from now on. Whenever I'm around someone I feel the need to tell off, I'm going to kill them with kindness. Evidently that pisses people off...

And then I'll hop on here and rant about it to my heart's content. Sound good?

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I Can Relate

How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days

I can relate.

And Then A Hero Comes Along

Do you have a hero? Someone you look up to?

I just typed in "hero" into the search bar on Pinterest and these are some of the images that popped up:



(all images via Pinterest)

Who's my hero? I'm inclined to say my parents, my grandparents, my sister... seems like an easy way out though.

Being the eccentric kiddo that I am, my interests change quite often. But today, I think my hero is:

(drumroll please....)

Aaron Sorkin

Aaron Sorkin is a screenwriter and producer who was behind two of my favorite shows, West Wing & Studio 60.

I'd like nothing more than to have my life written by him.

So? Who's yours?