It's a new day and that means 5 or 6 new emails from random dudes from Match.
This morning I got a good chuckle from a 33 year old fella from Mascutah, Illinois who said:
"This is the part where I'm supposed to jump through hoops and do backflips and stuff to impress you but I'm not going to. You're either interested or you're not. Write back if you are. You could start with your name..."
Oh, oh really? Listen here sour patch kid I'm the snarky cynical one in relationships and there ain't room for two. Take your negative 'tude elsewhere.
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