Hallow's Eve

 

Boogie Oogie Oogie

 

 

Hope everyone had a fantastic Halloween! 

Gives Me Hope

I'm not crying, you're crying.

www.givesmehope.com

Like Mmmmagic.

Things I'd do if I had magical powers:

1. Something to fix my b.s. head of hair. God and I are going to have some serious words about this if I get up there

2. Make any item of clothing I pin on Pinterest appear in my closet

3. Make Dr. Pepper have no calories

4. My cats wouldn't shed and their litter boxes would always be empty

5. I would possess the ability to wipe the memory of people after I tell a story that they didn't find funny - then I would retell it funnier

6. Flying duh

The Good Witch

Rude Awakening. Literally.

So last night I got a glass of ice water and put it on my nightstand before I went to sleep. Then I forgot about it.

Until about 3:30 a.m. when Lyla swatted it onto my face. 

It's official cat. You're a dick.

Jenna Marbles

King of Hearts

God bless my old man... he can be a grumpy old fella when he wants to, but he has to have the biggest heart of any human I've ever met. If I'm lucky enough to be at all like him when I'm a parent,  I hope I share that in common with him the most.

Couldn't Love it More

 

HoHey

Bad Company

When did I become such a bad person? This morning I told someone to go make fun of someone else so I could laugh about it. That's not cool...

Shit.

Hypnotize

Just now out of nowhere my phone started playing Hypnotize by Notorious B.I.G.

I'm sitting here clackity clacking away and I hear "Uh. Uh. Uh." coming from my phone.

Sorry surrounding cubicle dwellers. 

Not exactly sure where that came from.

Silly Things

Anyone who knows me knows that I'm willing to throw away money on 2 things:

1. Cell phones & cell phone accessories

2. Bedding

I can't explain it so don't ask. But odds are, if you go a few weeks without seeing me, the next time you bump into me I'll either have a new phone, new phone cover, or some new bedding.

Those are my things. Some women love shoes or purses... so in the grand scheme of things, my 2 obsessions aren't too terrible.

Anyway someone help me pick out my next cell phone cover:

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or THIS one :)

All covers via Etsy

Favorite Country Song of the Moment

Whitman

"Be curious, not judgmental"

Walt Whitman

Easier said than done I'm afraid. But something to work on nonetheless.

Some Insight

Remember Britney Spears' first big hit "Hit Me Baby (One More Time)"?

Here's the music video for it in case you live under a rock and haven't heard it - pay close attention to the lyrics in the chorus:

"My loneliness is killin' me,

I must confess, I still believe

(still believe!)

When I'm not with you I lose my mind,

Give me a sign,

Hit me baby one more time".

Bernie Taupin she ain't, okay? But still. It's catchy.

Well one weekend in 8th grade, my girlfriends (who shall remain nameless as to save them from the shame) got mad at me and changed up the lyrics.

"My hatredness is killin' me,

I must confess, I hate Alli

(hate Alli!)

When I am with her I lose my mind,

Give me a sign,

I hate Alli all the time".

Now every time I hear the original version of this song, I slink down in my chair a little. 

You have my permission to laugh. 

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Not you, Britney.

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That's right.

Falling Slowly

Tiny Problem

I keep getting emailed by guys from Match who say they're super active and can't sit still and hate wasting daylight. 

Well... bad news fella. I enjoy schnoozing. Don't get me wrong, I'll go to a park on a nice day and I'm all for a (medium-length) bike ride around the neighborhood, but I don't always have to be moving.

I like the great indoors. Sue me.

Next guy who sends me an email asking if I want to meet up to "play disc golf" or to "jog around Forest Park" is getting this as a response:

no thanks

That's Not Normal

 

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