Things I'd do if I had magical powers:
1. Something to fix my b.s. head of hair. God and I are going to have some serious words about this if I get up there
2. Make any item of clothing I pin on Pinterest appear in my closet
3. Make Dr. Pepper have no calories
4. My cats wouldn't shed and their litter boxes would always be empty
5. I would possess the ability to wipe the memory of people after I tell a story that they didn't find funny - then I would retell it funnier
6. Flying duh
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