Things I hear every time I get my hair done in a salon:
Them: Oh my, you've got a lot of hair!
Me: Oh my, I had no idea!
Them: Have you had a perm lately?
Me: No, noooo I haven't.
Them: Are you sure about that?
Me: Oop, wait, maybe I did no - yep I'm sure.
Them: How early do you have to wake up to do your hair every morning?
Me: Early.
Them: Do you just love your curls?
Me: Would you?
Them: So what are we doing today?
Me: Shave it. Shave it all off.
Every. Single. Time.
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