I wonder if I will ever grow out of this uncontrollable need to screw with people. I just walked past my co-worker's office who has a door on both walls so he can go in and out to different parts of the building. I instantly had the urge to find a big rubber band and attach it to both door knobs so he couldn't get in or out. Surely this would anger him - as well as get me fired.
I'm not going to apologize for this behavior though, because it usually hands me a good laugh - which is something I greatly need during the work week.
So if you value your belongings or if you don't have a sense of humor equivilant to that of a 4th grader, I'm afraid we can't be friends. Just let me know up front though, so that you don't get mad at me for doing something like this:
PLEASE NOTE: I can dish it out quite well, but can't take it as well. You've been warned.
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