Thursday, March 10, 2011

Can I Just Tell You...

...what a huge crush I have on Paul from American Idol this season??




I mean could he be any cuter? And the fact that he sang a Ryan Adams song the other night had me fanning myself like a 13 year old girl at a Justin Bieber concert (or now that I think about it, a 40 year old man at a Justin Bieber concert. Whatever floats your boat.).

He reminds me a little bit of a less douche-y Bradley Cooper don't you think?

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Safe to say I know who I will be voting for this season! Unless he screws up and sings something really stupid like Nickelback or something... in which case I'll vote for Kasey becasue he reminds me of this guy from Monsters Inc.


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...amiright?

Jewelry + Booze? Don't Mind if I Do...!

My friend Monica is having a Stella & Dot jewelry party/happy hour tonight! I had one of these a little over a year ago with my sister and it was so much fun!! I'm looking forward to these baubles in particular...





If you've never been to their site, be careful... it's addicting.

Mon, if you're reading this... I can't wait for tonight!


HAPPY THURSDAY EVERYONE!

Monday, February 21, 2011

I am A Child

I wonder if I will ever grow out of this uncontrollable need to screw with people. I just walked past my co-worker's office who has a door on both walls so he can go in and out to different parts of the building. I instantly had the urge to find a big rubber band and attach it to both door knobs so he couldn't get in or out. Surely this would anger him - as well as get me fired.

♥ Vintage Diary ♥

I'm not going to apologize for this behavior though, because it usually hands me a good laugh - which is something I greatly need during the work week.

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So if you value your belongings or if you don't have a sense of humor equivilant to that of a 4th grader, I'm afraid we can't be friends. Just let me know up front though, so that you don't get mad at me for doing something like this:





PLEASE NOTE: I can dish it out quite well, but can't take it as well. You've been warned.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Instant Good Mood

I don't know about you, but whenever I find that I'm having a bad day, I know that there are a few things that will help:

1. A nap. But this is not always a possibility. So we venture on.

2. Doing a spit-take. Seriously. Try it.

3. Bloopers. I'm not talking about home video bloopers, I'm talking about Saturday Night Live or sitcom television bloopers. Here, for your viewing pleasure, are a few of my favorites:
(Note: I don't own the rights to any of these videos and I believe once you click on them you'll see who really owns them. If not, blame blogspot because they let me use them. Kthxbye.)





Bill Hader and Seth Myers


The cast of Friends


The cast of Seinfeld

Watching these people laugh instantaneously puts me in a better mood no matter what.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Oh, and this guy too...

I'd like to make an addition to the list of qualities I'm looking for in a guy:

Skip Schumaker's ability to brood



I think that might be it.

Oh wait and one more

John Krasinski's... "John Krasinski-ness"...

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Yep. That oughtta do it.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Columbi-Ahhhh.....





I've been dying to revisit the town where I went to college... a little piece of heaven known as Columbia, Missouri. Located there is The University of Missouri, more commonly known as Mizzou.

Co-Mo might not be the classiest of college towns, but it certainly isn't the worst (I'm looking at you, Lawrence). I followed in my big sister's footsteps and became a waitress at arguably the best bar and grill in the area. Willie's Pub and Pool/Fieldhouse offered an environment that suited all personality types. There was a patio that faced out toward the busiest street in the city, always a prime location on Mizzou football Saturdays, or really any sporting event for that matter. If you were in the mood to dance, Fieldhouse provided not one, but two areas to make that drunken dream come true. In the front, you have the bar where they play music that everyone knows and where the drunker you get, the more likely you are to sing and dance along to it.

Then there's the back dancefloor. This is geared toward people who seriously came to get down. R&B and rap music fill the room and college co-eds come in swarms to hear the hottest dj spin the hottest records. It gets real in there. And sweaty. Always a phenomenal choice after a long week of exams...  or after a breakup.

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I also want to visit my sorority house. It's unbelievable how much I took living there for granted. Sure, compared to other house it was on the older/smaller side... but it was full of some of my best friends. First semester sophomore year I was crammed into a room the size of my walk-in-closet at home, with two other girls. It was rough at times, but it was also probably the best room in the house to hang out in. There were always late night study sessions, "getting ready" festivities, Law & Order: SVU marathons, random dance parties...

 (ugliest couch ever)

"She's the cutest girl in the whole wide world, she's a Chi Omega girl!"

The bars, the parties, the college experiences - THE PEOPLE... It's just such a good town full of (for the most part) amazing people who are just looking to have a good time, and pass a few classes along the way.

I'd give anything to go back for a year and really live it up. Now that I really think about it... can you imagine how destructive that would be? I can't believe I made it out alive the first time...

                                                                                                                                                          
Stay beautiful Co-Mo. I'll see you again soon.

Readers, what is your favorite town, besides the one you live in?

Monday, February 7, 2011

What I'm Waiting Around For...

Here are a few of the qualities I'm looking for in a guy:

Colin Firth's humble mannerisms...

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George Clooney's charm...

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Matt Damon's family values...

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Robert Downey Jr.'s quick wit...

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Frank Sinatra's loyalty to his friends...

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and Tim McGraw's adoration for his gal...

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IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!