Me: Can I have a small house salad with lite ranch dressing?
Imo's Guy: Do you like meat?
(I misunderstood.)
Me: Of course I like you! You're always so friendly!
Imo's Guy: No. No no no. Do you like meaT on your salad? Like ham and turkey?
Me: Oh. No I don't like meat on my salad. You, though... you I'm crazy about.
Geeze. Oh well I got a large salad and a large soda out of it when I only paid for a small salad.
Score.
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